Pole Dancer Alarm Clock

• LCD screen display with back light
• Easy to use clock and alarm set functions
• Snooze button
• Try me button

In these trying times we all need to make sacrifices in order to get by. When I lost my job as the glaze-applier at Krispy Kreme, my wife and I didn't know how we were going to make ends meet. She makes decent money, but even the exotic piercing industry is taking a hit in this economy.

Once the late-payment notices started to outnumber the actual bills, I knew it was time to take matters into my own hands. I told my wife that she should get a second job as a stripper, but we both agreed that her severe clubfoot wasn't exactly going to rake in the money.

So, my wife and I came to the agreement that since I was the one who lost the job, I would have to be the one to replace the income. As a stripper.

To hammer her point home, my wife got me this fantastic Pole Dancer Alarm Clock. With its 3-D spinning dancer (I call her Alicia) and vibrant LED display, it serves as the perfect daily reminder that I was doing this for my family.

But this clock is more than just a hot girl pole-dancing to the music it also features an alarm and a snooze button!

While my moves may not be as sensual as Alicia's, I know that one day they might be, and that's all the motivation I need to get myself out of bed and onto a new life.

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This was the hot item to get at this years white elephant Christmas exchange. It was a crack up and changed hands many times before going home with the lucky winner.

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Not sure I would ever use this as an actual alarm clock but this was an absolute hit at two white elephant parties I went to!

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First, You have to squint to see the clock. Second, it's very and I mean VERY cheaply made you could break it putting the dancer on the think, The soud is way to quite and the lights are weak (a candle puts out more light then these)